Tuesday, 24 June 2014

20-ish MORE things you learn for running/training and finishing a halfmarathon. –AKA my after thoughts on Hackney Run.



1.       The night before the big race your feet and toenails suddenly become very important.  Long toenails + swelled up feet from running = nails cutting into feet.  Make sure you nails aren’t cut too straight otherwise your toe and neighbouring toes will be torn to shreds.   Address any other blisters etc which may cause you discomfort on the day.

2.       Looking at the line for the loos about 400 yards off and going for a good old fashioned wee in the bushes.  I really can’t be dealing with loo queue pre-race.  Life is too short and I really couldn’t give a monkeys if people see me.

3.       Chub-rub if your thighs are bit over friendly with each other by design or too much chocolate (hey some people just have big thighs ok.) smother yourself in Vaseline/anti chaff gel, or cut the drama and just get some compression capris/tights.

4.       Or run to the nearest ambulance and beg for Vaseline, and have everyone watch you grease yourself up on the side of the road, thighs and chest area = Awkward.

5.       Train for a half marathon.  I am always amazed at people who don’t train for a half marathon, and rock up on the day wet behind the ears.  You can usually spot them pre-race, they are the people in fashion trainers and cotton clothing.  I actually eavesdropped on a conversation between a bunch of these before the race.

How fast do you run a half marathon, I mean what pace do I go at?”

“Fast. No walking, no stopping”

“What’s the longest you have ever run in one go?”

“About five miles”

Needless to say into mile 3, I saw the same bunch of people drop out and walk back to the start line not looking at anyone in the eye, shame faced. 

6.       A good tune-age on the earphones can really uplift your mood when you are starting to flag.  Daft punk, Fat boy slim, Tiesto et al can really get you pumped up to run again.



7.       Interact with the crowd cheering for you, if someone claps/cheers for you wave at them.  If a little kid wants a high five give them a high five.  Spectators really are fantastic, use their enthusiasm to push you on.  During the Hackney run I was astounded at the kindness of the people of Hackney.  Several people thought to hand out ice cold water from their homes, a couple of people where hosing people down with water from their front gardens.  Which in 26 degree heat and running for 1 hour is pure HEAVEN.  I don’t think I could have finished the race without them.  People of Hackney you are truly awesome thank you. 



8.       Learn to run in the heat, it’s a lot harder than you think.  I saw double the amount of people passed out on the side of the road.  The heat will really kick you in the gut if you don’t respect it.

9.       SPF the higher the better and sweat proof.  Apply it all day, every day, EVERY DANG DAY people.  Even when you aren’t running.  SPF you need it work it in your skincare routine.

10.   Who are all these women in full make up for a half marathon?  Seriously?  What is the point you are just going to sweat it all off, and get spots as well?

11.   I love to run in the summer, as I breathe through my mouth which cuts down the hay fever.  It’s almost worth the exhaustion to be sneeze free for an hour or two.

12.   Don’t chug down the energy drink/water, sip it a bit at the time, or be that person puking up on the side of the road.

13.   Hydration is really important.   The organisers at Hackney run kept on telling us at the start to ‘Only drink if we needed to’ I think they were warning us already they didn’t order enough water for the event.   Which is what happened to me at mile 6 water station.  Which is completely dangerous and irresponsible, and is what contributed to more people passed out on the side of the road.

14.   I am really sorry to the girl next to me who I accidently spat out all my water on.  Those water packets are really hard to figure out either too much water or not enough, I much prefer a bottle.

15.   Route is so important for training and a half marathon.  Hackney Run was not really a looker the first 6 miles.  The main attraction drawing me in this race was the Olympic park which wasn’t really well routed out, just the queue type running in a loop.  (a bit how like you queue for a ride in Disney land) Also there was a lot of that loop running on dual carriages.  Not quite the Olympic experience I was hoping for. 

16.   Milk-maid braids really are the best hair style for running.  No hair touching sweaty shoulders or neck is amazing. 

17.   The last mile was the longest mile by far, and seeing the largest amount of people dropping out just before the finishing line is the biggest enabler to make sure the YOU finish yourself.  (i.e take it easy don’t puff yourself out so you can finish)

18.   I rather enjoyed stinking out the Jubilee line on the way home.  Normally I am the first person to complain about smells on public transport, but in this instance I felt justified.  To the snotty girl who commented about the carriage smelling of BO.  It was me and the 10 other people who had just run 13.1miles in 26 degree heat.  Deal with it princess.

19.   Being able to consume as much roast chicken/chocolate/wine as I physically can post-race and not feeling a bit guilty.

20.   Feeling incredibly sore all over afterwards and standing in a ice cold shower.   The pain is quite exquisite, but you know you are going to suffer even more tomorrow.

 

Thank you for reading, please do share any lovely running stories you may have.  I am always interested to hear them.

 


Thanks for reading

 

Carrie x

 

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